These are the Days of Our Lives

OK Listers and listens!

Guess who's back? Well this isn't much of a guessing game considering it's only me quite obviously!

So it has been brought to my attention that I haven't updated in over a year, which is by all accounts shameful and disgusting!

So to everyone out there please forgive me... I am sorry.... kinda?

Now then, moving on!!! So bloggers, floggers, teens, scenes, and all those betweens consider this the update  that you probably weren't waiting for... but you are receiving regardless. Oh and before anyone points it out, yes I have passed my sad, but now very short sighted 18yr deadline... In fact I'm closer to 19 than 18... BUT FEARNOT! we are #ing YOLO and going on... well at least on until I grow up... maybe graduate uni.... so we have at least 3 good years ahead of us! YAY?

AS THEY SAY ONWARD AND UPWARD!

So this time instead of copying out the entire huge ass list that you've probably seen already (If not then you should probably click this and get your shit together dude! Like seriously!) I thought I'd just write up what we have left really. Good idea? No? Too bad!


6- Graffiti
11- Put someones hand in Warm Water
12- Shaving Cream Tickle Prank
13- Tie someone Naked to a Pole
15- Tee pee a House
16- Skinny Dip/ Chunky Dunk
18- Charcoal on the eyepiece of Binoculars
19- Flaming Dog Poo on Door Step
20- Be Suspended from School
21- Cling wrap a toilet seat
22- Jelly Fight in a Kiddie poo
23- Steal a Golf Buggy
26- Escape from a party broken up by the cops
35- Multiple Hook ups at a party
36- Drag race
41- Be in a Fist fight
48- Have a broken heart
50- steal a garden gnome/ornament
51- Duct tape someone naked somewhere
52- arrange garden gnomes at house
53- blow up a mail box
55- ride in a boot
56- break a window with an apple
62- Hustle someone in a pool game
65- drink pee ACCIDENTALLY
67- ring someone recreating scream
68- run away from home
69- pointless road trip
70- Hide in the backseat of someones car scaring the shit out of them
72- jump out of a moving car
73- acquire a fake ID
74- create a small explosive
75- give someone laxatives

79- Be arrested on schoolies
82- Shit in a mailbox
84- Potato a house

85- Wet Toilet Paper a house
86- Violate someone whilst someone else is in the room
87- Fireworks in a tree

88- Fill a Soccer Ball with cement then leave is a park

95- Get a Tattoo

100- Smash a TV like a rock star would

101- Learn to Surf
102- Learn to Skateboard

107- drunk twister

109- Mattress Surfing

114- Acomplish all sexual things
117- End up in Hospital for drinking too much
118- Give someone oral sex
124- Blow up a mailbox
125- Have sex in a public place
126- Paintballing
127- Go to a strip club
128- Mass food fight
131- Wake up in a different town after a big night
132- Have a massive party on schoolies inviting half the gold coast atleast - this one probably needs to be amended

133- Have sex in a car
136- Sex in a shower/bath
138- Have sex with someone you just met
142- Give a hickey/lovebite/whatever
and ect?



So that is pretty much all that is left a whole.... 60 things or something like that! I'll also try to stay updating but you know life gets in the way a lot! which I'll be the first to admit is not a brilliant excuse but nonetheless it is mine!! DEAL WITH IT! Honestly though friends and comrades I will try my hardest!!

May the force be with you kids!

Tayls xx

@Spiketay

Most Photos by http://weheartit.com/mindfucks AMAZING check it out!

What's a blog without regular posts?

Oh happy Bloggers!
Have you missed me? I've been so spaced out finishing the HSC, going to schoolies, etc. But I've got a lot crossed off my list thus far! very exciting :) but yes with just under 4 months till i turn 18 i'm going to pack as many things as possible into these days! AND [hopefully] complete it!
I'll keep you posted!
- Tayls xx
@Spiketay

Oh and just a quick picture from my Gold Coast adventure.

Consider Yourself Updated?

Good Day fellow teens and everyone else that isnt a teen?
so i thought id give you a random update its been a while since we've talked and seeing how im dodging the joy of studying, i thought to myself 'why not?' and here we are! So we have approximately 10 months? [i think anyway?] and you must all be dying to know about my progress!
Hmmm..... how to begin maybe ill just write what ive done so far with a few words about it i guess? and then maybe end on what is left? With more and more added daily!!

FROM THE TOP!
1- Sex...... yeah this i had crossed off before the list was written. We all know the basics of this no details, im sorry! OH Other then first times are rubbish!
2- Being High..... yeah i dont know if i can count this i just got horribley hungry and depressed so i think we will try this one again before crossing it off
3- Smoking...... Well and Truely crossed off, and no offence to my readers but it's a bit flithy. Sorry but don'y let me stop you, Each to there own.
4- Underage Drinking..... SO SO SO DONE! and regularly!
5- Road Trip..... To Sydney infact! Since i'm a great Aussie
6- Graffiti..... saddly not with spray paint quite yet :(
7- Rebel against my Parents..... i think everything on this list sort of covers that really.
8- Become Egotistcal...... They don't call me 'The Best' for nothing! ;)
9- Stealing from McDonald's...... ahh a cardboard butler, I love it
10- Bubbles in a Fountain...... Ahh so stereotypical and magical!
11- Put someones hand in Warm Water...... still not complete sadd but true :(
12- Shaving Cream Tickle Prank........ INCOMPLETE
13- Tie someone Naked to a Pole........ INCOMPLETE
14- Egg a House...... Pretty funny although i need to work on my throw!
15- Tee pee a House........ :'(
16- Skinny Dip/ Chunky Dunk......... Working on it
17- Do Seedy things in the Bushes........... Again done beore the list was even written ahh good times.
18- Charcoal on the eyepiece of Binoculars........ INCOMPLETE
19- Flaming Dog Poo on Door Step..... i wish!
20- Be Suspended from School...... i think i might do that by planking LOL
21- Cling wrap a toilet seat....... last day of school tactic
22- Jelly Fight in a Kiddie poo...... ahhh soon
23- Steal a Golf Buggy..... cannot wait for this one
24- Acquire a drivers licence..... DONE!
25- Joy Ride...... hehehe done done done
26- Escape from a party broken up by the cops..... not yet but cops have turned up at a couple of parties :/
27- Have a brief stunt at being an Emo........ ohh Depressing
28- Have a brief stunt at being an Alcoholic........ i definitely still am even now!
29- Have an Older Boyfriend.......... never had a younger boyfriend but i wrote that with intent for a couple of years, right down i've got a 21 year old so i think that's done!
30- Fool around with a guy under the influence....... ohh yes this has been done alot
31- Cheat on a horrible Boyfriend............ yeah not planning on this
32- Have a really messy Break up............ DONE!! i'm such a bitch!
33- Lesbian Kiss............. if i do this does this also count as cheating because that might help alittle
34- Become a Camera Whore.......... who isnt these days?
35- Multiple Hook ups at a party......... Nope, not yet
36- Drag race...... this was optional i'm thinking of taking it off honestly
37- Completely over react to something trivial......... completely freaking out over nothing completely complete!
38- Be in a car accient.......... weirdly enough done it was just a bump really though
39- Drunk and Disorderly in public......... ohh yes can't wait for this!
40- Sneak into a Pub...... need the ID first!
41- Be in a Fist fight........... almost?!
42- Have a brief stunt at a valley girl........ Like you know i'm totally working on that!
43- go on a shopping spree...... money is required for that! grrrr
44- Catch BIEBER FEVER....... even saw him live, AMAZING!
45- Love my myspace account.......... saddly
46- Tweet... a lot... pointlessly........... not quite as sad but still pathetic
47- Become addicted to my Facebook Page......... we are attached at the hip!
48- Have a broken heart....... yeah not really i've never been dumped
49- acquire rebound for ^above......... not for a broken heart but ive had a rebound guy!
50- steal a garden gnome/ornament........ this one will be magical!
51- Duct tape someone naked somewhere......... TEMPTING! wanting to do this baddly
52- arrange garden gnomes at house.......... needing to do this!
53- blow up a mail box.......... :(
54- ride in the back of a Ute........ Dones
55- ride in a boot............... not quite
56- break a window with an apple...... i dont remember writing this but whatever
57- abuse a random on the street...... done!
58- Hug a stranger.......... creppy
59- Fuck up a Private school..... final school day i'm thinking!
60- Mind Fuck Someone........... i'm thinking id have to be an intense mind fuck to count.... so no
61- Learn ridiculous dance style.......... ohh yes i've got mad moves!
62- Hustle someone in a pool game......... i tried but planned a horrible game and lost
63- throw a secret party whilst parents are away....... hahah yes
64- drink so much i vomit uncontrollably........... every single time... no such thing as a quiet night :P
65- drink pee ACCIDENTALLY.......... noooo
66- Egg a Car....... YEP!
67- ring someone recreating scream......... not yet
68- run away from home....... i didnt get too far so i'm not counting it
69- pointless road trip..... almost!
70- Hide in the backseat of someones car scaring the shit out of them............ next party for sure
71- jump in to a moving car........ yeah i felt ninja
72- jump out of a moving car......... and do a barrel roll? not yet
73- acquire a fake ID........ working on it!
74- create a small explosive............. ahh kinda not really
75- give someone laxatives.............. hmmm maybe
76- 'Lap' down main street......... hahaha YES
77- 'Lap' down main street with girl music.......... good times!

78- Have a food fight.......... i wish!
79- Be arrested on schoolies...... i havent gone yet!
80- Be locked out of home...... yes >:(
81- Have a Pokemon Battle........ both cards, nintendos, and action figures!!
82- Shit in a mailbox........ thatd be great
83- Throw a bottle at someone....... yes i have done this many a time!
84- Potato a house.............. wrote this one drunk?

85- Wet Toilet Paper a house.......... cementy mess :)
86- Violate someone whilst someone else is in the room........ my friend did this last week
87- Fireworks in a tree....... don't know where to get fireworks from :(

88- Fill a Soccer Ball with cement then leave is a park........ ahh thatd be great
89- Figure out which way a a guy pees whilst laying on his back with a bonar.......... on their face i do believe [comment if you know for real]
90- Steal a For Sale Sign............ yepsie

91- Loot....... yes yes yes

92- Steal Traffic Cones......... ahh yes
93- Sleep in a bed with a boy......... still no like WTF!
94- Ride in a Trolley...... hahah yes

95- Get a Tattoo.......... not a real tatto i'll explain later

96- Have a Brief stunt at being a nerd....... you would have called me 4-eyes

97- Nintendo64 Marathon............. a couple of times now!

98- Grow to enjoy coffee............. it's bitter and gross!!

99- Long Distance Relationship....... currently infact

100- Smash a TV like a rock star would......... thats going to be smashing! hahah get it

101- Learn to Surf.......... :(

102- Learn to Skateboard........ :'(

103- Rip my clothes in drunken antics...... everynight we go out

104- Smash a Record......... it was AWESOME!

105- Go to Disney Land......... tokyo version?

106- Travel outside Australia........ New Zealand, and Japan

107- drunk twister....... :'(

108- Pass Out...............but of course!
109- Mattress Surfing.......not quite
110- Vomit all over yourself shoes included...... so many times!

111- Tattoo myself on a whim?.......... did this 3 hours ago, it's so infected! but its only little :/ like a practise one
112- Have a drug dealer......... his name is shifty :)
113- Have a regular place we all go where the staff know our name............. we call it McCalrens but it's really village coffee shop, we even have a booth there :D

114- Acomplish all sexual things..... not quite
115- Be High and drink simultaneously.....
116- Go out looking like a whore..... honestly i havent
117- End up in Hospital for drinking too much..... yay!
118- Give someone oral sex..... nothing goes in or around my mouth?
119- Play the pokies/gamble...... illegal but great!
120- Ride in a trolley............. :)
121- Buy my own alcohol......... tricky to do underage
122- Vandalise school property in a major way..... Blayney Bitchez everywhere!
123- Break into the school at night........ one day soon
124- Blow up a mailbox............ boom
125- Have sex in a public place..............awkward....
126- Paintballing........... want.
127- Go to a strip club........ yeah this is kinda ewww
128- Mass food fight.........like on TV
129- Go commando............ ahhh kinky
130- Steal something..................yes i stole socks HARDCORE!!
131- Wake up in a different town after a big night..... Blayney Bitchez!
132- Have a massive party on schoolies inviting half the gold coast atleast....... cant wait!

133- Have sex in a car.... That's kinda sexy right?
134- Get so drunk you pee yourself - alittle? ....... Yeah thats when you should stop drinking
135- Fool around in the back of a car..... Sexy right? But very cramped
136- Sex in a shower/bath.............. slippery!
137- Hook-up with a complete stranger you just met ............ It was messy and gross
138- Have sex with someone you just met............. Seems kind of hot but gross over all
139- Hook-up at a bar with someone .............. He turned out to have a girlfriend...
140- Eat vomit - whilst under the influence not on purpose............... I'm so ashamed
141- Receive a hickey/lovebite/whatever ................. It was interesting?
142- Give a hickey/lovebite/whatever............... what if i do it wrong? awkies right?
143- Have sex in my family home .......................... Silent sex very awkies
144- Move out of home .................................. 40 minutes away is still away!
145- Get into University ........................................ YAY!!!
and ect?

So Far so good or maybe bad? Maybe? 10 months left not too bad really?!

Catch Ya

- Tayls xx

@Spiketay

All Photos by http://weheartit.com/mindfucks AMAZING check it out!

The List

Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen,
So with little time left on the countdown clock to adulthood i decided to make a list of all the things you've just got to do before you past 18 and look pathetic. :]

1- Sex

2- Be High

3- Smoke (tobacco)

4- Underage Drinking

5- Road trip
6- Graffiti (spray paint)
7- Rebel against Parents in a big way
8- Become Egotistical
9- Steal from McDonald's
10- Put Bubbles in a Fountain
11- Put someones hand in Warm Water
12- Shaving Cream Tickle Prank
13- Tie someone Naked to a Pole
14- Egg a House
15- Tee pee a House
16- Skinny Dip/ Chunky Dunk
17- Do Seedy things in the Bushes
18- Charcoal on the eyepiece of Binoculars (childish yes but i want to do it)
19- Flaming Dog Poo on Door Step
20- Be Suspended from School
21- Cling wrap a toilet seat
22- Jelly Fight in a Kiddie poo
23- Steal a Golf Buggy
24- Acquire a drivers licence
25- Joy Ride
26- Escape from a party broken up by the cops
27- Have a brief stunt at being an Emo
28- Have a brief stunt at being an Alcoholic
29- Have an Older Boyfriend
30- Fool around with a guy under the influence
31- Cheat on a horrible Boyfriend (even so this is optional and he'd have to be an asshole)
32- Have a really messy Break up
33- Lesbian Kiss (highly intoxicated)
34- Become a Camera Whore (selfies!)
35- Multiple Hook ups at a party
36- Drag race (optional i want to make it to 18 after all?)
37- Completely over react to something trivial
38- Be in a car accient (with tiny injuries and only accidently, again optional)
39- Drunk and Disorderly in public
40- Sneak into a Pub
41- Be in a Fist fight
42- Have a brief stunt at a valley girl
43- go on a shopping spree
44- Catch BIEBER FEVER
45- Love my myspace account
46- Tweet... a lot... pointlessly
47- Become addicted to my Facebook Page
48- Have a broken heart
49- acquire rebound for ^above
50- steal a garden gnome/ornament
51- Duct tape someone naked somewhere
52- arrange garden gnomes in front of someones house all facing the door (15+ needed)
53- blow up a mail box
54- ride in the back of a Ute
55- ride in a boot (optional again not looking to die)
56- break a window with an apple
57- abuse a random on the street
58- Hug a stranger
59- Fuck up a Private school (in my case Kinross)
60- Mind Fuck Someone
61- Learn to Gabber/some other ridiculous dance style
62- Hustle someone in a pool game
63- throw a secret party whilst parents are away
64- drink so much i vomit uncontrollably
65- drink pee ACCIDENTALLY (yeah optional, my friend did it, its an experience that's why its on the list)
66- Egg a Car
67- ring someone recreating scream
68- run away from home
69- pointless road trip
70- Hide in the backseat of someones car scaring the shit out of them
71- jump in to a moving car
72- jump out of a moving car
73-acquire a fake ID
74- create a small explosive to..well... fuck shit up (i am not a terrorist)
75- give someone laxatives
76- 'Lap' down main street
77- 'Lap' down main street with girl music (Justin Bieber preferred)
78- Have a food fight
79- Be arrested on schoolies
80- Be locked out of home
81- Have a Pokemon Battle
82- Shit in a mailbox
83- Throw a bottle at someone
84- Potato a house (I'm unsure about this i don't understand the point really)
85- Wet Toilet Paper a house
86- Violate someone whilst someone else is in the room
87- Fireworks in a tree (although I'm not to big on forest fires)
88- Fill a Soccer Ball with cement then leave is a park
89- Figure out which way a a guy pees whilst laying on his back with a bonar
90- Steal a For Sale Sign

91- Loot

92- Steal Traffic Cones
93- Sleep in a bed with a boy (its sad i haven't done that, well not a bed)
94- Ride in a Trolley

95- Get a Tattoo

96- Have a Brief stunt at being a nerd

97- Nintendo64 Marathon

98- Grow to enjoy coffee

99- Long Distance Relationship

100- Smash a TV like a rock star would

101- Learn to Surf

102- Learn to Skateboard

103- Rip my clothes in drunken antics

104- Smash a Record

105- Go to Disney Land

106- Travel outside Australia

107- drunk twister
108- Pass Out
109- Mattress Surfing
110- Vomit all over yourself shoes included (highly intoxicated)
111- Tattoo myself on a whim? (ohh yes)
112- Have a drug dealer
113- Have a regular place we all go where the staff know our name
114- Acomplish all sexual things
115- Be High and drink simultaneously
116- Go out looking like a whore
117- End up in Hospital for drinking too much
118- Give someone oral sex
119- Play the pokies/gamble
120- Ride in a trolley
121- Buy my own alcohol
122- Vandalise school property in a major way
123- Break into the school at night
124- Blow up a mailbox
125- Have sex in a public place
126- Paintballing
127- Go to a strip club
128- Mass food fight
129- Go commando
130- Steal something
131- Wake up in a different town after a big night
132- Have a massive party on schoolies inviting half the gold coast atleast
133- Have sex in a car
134- Get so drunk you pee yourself - alittle?
135- Fool around in the back of a car
136- Sex in a shower/bath
137- Hook-up with a complete stranger you just met
138- Have sex with someone you just met
139- Hook-up at a bar with someone
140- Eat vomit - whilst under the influence not on purpose
141- Receive a hickey/lovebite/whatever
142- Give a hickey/lovebite/whatever
143- Have sex in my family home
144- Move out of home
145- Get into University
and ect?



This List is not Definitive and will probably be added to daily almost
lets see if we can cross them all off :]

-Tayls

@Spiketay

All Photos by http://weheartit.com/mindfucks AMAZING check it out!