Guess who's back? Well this isn't much of a guessing game considering it's only me quite obviously!
So it has been brought to my attention that I haven't updated in over a year, which is by all accounts shameful and disgusting!
So to everyone out there please forgive me... I am sorry.... kinda?
Now then, moving on!!! So bloggers, floggers, teens, scenes, and all those betweens consider this the update that you probably weren't waiting for... but you are receiving regardless. Oh and before anyone points it out, yes I have passed my sad, but now very short sighted 18yr deadline... In fact I'm closer to 19 than 18... BUT FEARNOT! we are #ing YOLO and going on... well at least on until I grow up... maybe graduate uni.... so we have at least 3 good years ahead of us! YAY?
AS THEY SAY ONWARD AND UPWARD!
So this time instead of copying out the entire huge ass list that you've probably seen already (If not then you should probably click this and get your shit together dude! Like seriously!) I thought I'd just write up what we have left really. Good idea? No? Too bad!
6- Graffiti
11- Put someones hand in Warm Water
12- Shaving Cream Tickle Prank
13- Tie someone Naked to a Pole
15- Tee pee a House
16- Skinny Dip/ Chunky Dunk
18- Charcoal on the eyepiece of Binoculars
19- Flaming Dog Poo on Door Step
20- Be Suspended from School
21- Cling wrap a toilet seat
22- Jelly Fight in a Kiddie poo
23- Steal a Golf Buggy
26- Escape from a party broken up by the cops
35- Multiple Hook ups at a party
36- Drag race
41- Be in a Fist fight
48- Have a broken heart
50- steal a garden gnome/ornament
51- Duct tape someone naked somewhere
52- arrange garden gnomes at house
53- blow up a mail box
55- ride in a boot
56- break a window with an apple
62- Hustle someone in a pool game
65- drink pee ACCIDENTALLY
67- ring someone recreating scream
68- run away from home
69- pointless road trip
70- Hide in the backseat of someones car scaring the shit out of them
72- jump out of a moving car
73- acquire a fake ID
74- create a small explosive
75- give someone laxatives
79- Be arrested on schoolies
82- Shit in a mailbox
84- Potato a house
82- Shit in a mailbox
84- Potato a house
85- Wet Toilet Paper a house
86- Violate someone whilst someone else is in the room
87- Fireworks in a tree
88- Fill a Soccer Ball with cement then leave is a park86- Violate someone whilst someone else is in the room
87- Fireworks in a tree
95- Get a Tattoo
100- Smash a TV like a rock star would
101- Learn to Surf
102- Learn to Skateboard
102- Learn to Skateboard
114- Acomplish all sexual things
117- End up in Hospital for drinking too much
118- Give someone oral sex
124- Blow up a mailbox
125- Have sex in a public place
126- Paintballing
127- Go to a strip club
128- Mass food fight
131- Wake up in a different town after a big night
132- Have a massive party on schoolies inviting half the gold coast atleast - this one probably needs to be amended
133- Have sex in a car
136- Sex in a shower/bath
138- Have sex with someone you just met
142- Give a hickey/lovebite/whatever
and ect?
So that is pretty much all that is left a whole.... 60 things or something like that! I'll also try to stay updating but you know life gets in the way a lot! which I'll be the first to admit is not a brilliant excuse but nonetheless it is mine!! DEAL WITH IT! Honestly though friends and comrades I will try my hardest!!
117- End up in Hospital for drinking too much
118- Give someone oral sex
124- Blow up a mailbox
125- Have sex in a public place
126- Paintballing
127- Go to a strip club
128- Mass food fight
131- Wake up in a different town after a big night
132- Have a massive party on schoolies inviting half the gold coast atleast - this one probably needs to be amended
133- Have sex in a car
136- Sex in a shower/bath
138- Have sex with someone you just met
142- Give a hickey/lovebite/whatever
and ect?
So that is pretty much all that is left a whole.... 60 things or something like that! I'll also try to stay updating but you know life gets in the way a lot! which I'll be the first to admit is not a brilliant excuse but nonetheless it is mine!! DEAL WITH IT! Honestly though friends and comrades I will try my hardest!!
May the force be with you kids!
Tayls xx
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