So with little time left on the countdown clock to adulthood i decided to make a list of all the things you've just got to do before you past 18 and look pathetic. :]
1- Sex
2- Be High
3- Smoke (tobacco)
4- Underage Drinking
5- Road trip6- Graffiti (spray paint)
7- Rebel against Parents in a big way
8- Become Egotistical
9- Steal from McDonald's
10- Put Bubbles in a Fountain
11- Put someones hand in Warm Water
12- Shaving Cream Tickle Prank
13- Tie someone Naked to a Pole
14- Egg a House
15- Tee pee a House
16- Skinny Dip/ Chunky Dunk
17- Do Seedy things in the Bushes
18- Charcoal on the eyepiece of Binoculars (childish yes but i want to do it)
19- Flaming Dog Poo on Door Step
20- Be Suspended from School
21- Cling wrap a toilet seat
22- Jelly Fight in a Kiddie poo
23- Steal a Golf Buggy
24- Acquire a drivers licence
25- Joy Ride
26- Escape from a party broken up by the cops
27- Have a brief stunt at being an Emo
28- Have a brief stunt at being an Alcoholic
29- Have an Older Boyfriend
30- Fool around with a guy under the influence
31- Cheat on a horrible Boyfriend (even so this is optional and he'd have to be an asshole)
32- Have a really messy Break up
33- Lesbian Kiss (highly intoxicated)
34- Become a Camera Whore (selfies!)
35- Multiple Hook ups at a party
36- Drag race (optional i want to make it to 18 after all?)
37- Completely over react to something trivial
38- Be in a car accient (with tiny injuries and only accidently, again optional)
39- Drunk and Disorderly in public
40- Sneak into a Pub
41- Be in a Fist fight
42- Have a brief stunt at a valley girl
43- go on a shopping spree
44- Catch BIEBER FEVER
45- Love my myspace account
46- Tweet... a lot... pointlessly
47- Become addicted to my Facebook Page
48- Have a broken heart
49- acquire rebound for ^above
50- steal a garden gnome/ornament
51- Duct tape someone naked somewhere
52- arrange garden gnomes in front of someones house all facing the door (15+ needed)
53- blow up a mail box
54- ride in the back of a Ute
55- ride in a boot (optional again not looking to die)
56- break a window with an apple
57- abuse a random on the street
58- Hug a stranger
59- Fuck up a Private school (in my case Kinross)
60- Mind Fuck Someone
61- Learn to Gabber/some other ridiculous dance style
62- Hustle someone in a pool game
63- throw a secret party whilst parents are away
64- drink so much i vomit uncontrollably
65- drink pee ACCIDENTALLY (yeah optional, my friend did it, its an experience that's why its on the list)
66- Egg a Car
67- ring someone recreating scream
68- run away from home
69- pointless road trip
70- Hide in the backseat of someones car scaring the shit out of them
71- jump in to a moving car
72- jump out of a moving car
73-acquire a fake ID
74- create a small explosive to..well... fuck shit up (i am not a terrorist)
75- give someone laxatives
76- 'Lap' down main street
77- 'Lap' down main street with girl music (Justin Bieber preferred)
78- Have a food fight
79- Be arrested on schoolies
80- Be locked out of home
81- Have a Pokemon Battle
82- Shit in a mailbox
83- Throw a bottle at someone
84- Potato a house (I'm unsure about this i don't understand the point really)
85- Wet Toilet Paper a house
86- Violate someone whilst someone else is in the room
87- Fireworks in a tree (although I'm not to big on forest fires)
88- Fill a Soccer Ball with cement then leave is a park
89- Figure out which way a a guy pees whilst laying on his back with a bonar
90- Steal a For Sale Sign
91- Loot
92- Steal Traffic Cones93- Sleep in a bed with a boy (its sad i haven't done that, well not a bed)
94- Ride in a Trolley
95- Get a Tattoo
96- Have a Brief stunt at being a nerd
97- Nintendo64 Marathon
98- Grow to enjoy coffee
99- Long Distance Relationship
100- Smash a TV like a rock star would
101- Learn to Surf
102- Learn to Skateboard
103- Rip my clothes in drunken antics
104- Smash a Record
105- Go to Disney Land
106- Travel outside Australia
107- drunk twister108- Pass Out
109- Mattress Surfing
110- Vomit all over yourself shoes included (highly intoxicated)
111- Tattoo myself on a whim? (ohh yes)
112- Have a drug dealer
113- Have a regular place we all go where the staff know our name
114- Acomplish all sexual things
115- Be High and drink simultaneously
116- Go out looking like a whore
117- End up in Hospital for drinking too much
118- Give someone oral sex
119- Play the pokies/gamble
120- Ride in a trolley
121- Buy my own alcohol
122- Vandalise school property in a major way
123- Break into the school at night
124- Blow up a mailbox
125- Have sex in a public place
126- Paintballing
127- Go to a strip club
128- Mass food fight
129- Go commando
130- Steal something
131- Wake up in a different town after a big night
132- Have a massive party on schoolies inviting half the gold coast atleast
133- Have sex in a car
134- Get so drunk you pee yourself - alittle?
135- Fool around in the back of a car
136- Sex in a shower/bath
137- Hook-up with a complete stranger you just met
138- Have sex with someone you just met
139- Hook-up at a bar with someone
140- Eat vomit - whilst under the influence not on purpose
141- Receive a hickey/lovebite/whatever
142- Give a hickey/lovebite/whatever
143- Have sex in my family home
144- Move out of home
145- Get into University
and ect?
This List is not Definitive and will probably be added to daily almost
lets see if we can cross them all off :]
-Tayls
@Spiketay
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